Jonathan was over seeing the production line as ten former members of Al Qaeda were busy sewing. They were working to create essentially a space suit. It was extremely ad hoc and currently their primary goal was to insulate it as thoroughly as possible. If they could make this work, Jonathan would be zipped into […]
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AQ – 02 – Old Enemies become New Friends
Jonathan’s eyes fluttered open. His head was pounding and the cotton mouth had returned, but it had a metal taste to it now, a taste of iron. He licked his lips and realized that there was dried blood on his lips. “Greetings, Let us try this again,” said the voice of Osama Bin Laden floating […]
AQ – 01 – Jonathan Awakes
“OoooOOOOOHHHHH, whoa!” This had to be the worst hangover Jonathan Seymour had ever had. His tongue had a foul taste to it that crossed the boundary of cotton mouth full on into chewing on grains of the Sahara encased on a bicycle tire tube. His eyes ached from the light coming straight through his closed […]
018 – Al Qaeda Eunuchs in Space
V 0.1 This is most definitely a draft chapter based on a recent concept I thought of while contemplating some aspects of the series by GrrM (reminds me of Tony the Tiger saying Grrrreat!) In general, I toyed (pun intended) with emasculating Al Qaeda. I’m sure it is likely unfair and possibly inappropriate, but delusional […]
More Changes coming this way, name changes, and foreign language version of Peter3d Out!
I’m bringing a number of changes to the site shortly. The best of those changes will be more chapters! But some structural stuff too. Among other things, I’m going to push this out in a bunch of foreign languages. Mostly I love the idea of people around the world reading about Al Qaeda in space. […]
017 – Manhood Revitalization Services
version 1.1 Brad really couldn’t get out of Jenny’s place fast enough. He wasn’t physically rushing, and there was nothing strained in his departure. He was simply hyper aware of her presence. He was walking a fine line on this case already. If things got any more personal, he might have to request reassignment. It […]
Chapter title inspired by Muppet Show Pigs in Space
I’m sure many of you have already made the connection, but when I came up with the title for Chapter 14, I kept thinking of the Muppet Show series, Pigs in Space, or more precisely, the opening credit where the announcer yells/echoes “PIGS IN SPAACCCEEE”
014 – Al Qaeda in Space
After all legal possibilities are exhausted Al Qaeda detainees are launched on a round trip tour of the solar system and 50 years later society receives the kicked can
013 – P3nis Packaging is Good for the Environment
Detective Rubens learns something about environmental packaging standards and consumer product marketing
A new sub plot – Al Qaeda in Space
Today, I thought of a new sub plot for the book. While reading some Mark Twain, a small piece on story telling and humor, I realized I needed something of a pause sometime very soon in the book. It should be a little suspenseful, but humor should win the day. So I figure I need […]